Anyway, at work I've been accused of "taking it to the next level" after drinking a green smoothie, kombucha (which like, everyone drinks), and fresh veggie juice.
Cucumber, kale, carrot and beet. Pretty much the elixer of life, as far as I'm concerned.
Even my uber-healthy marathon-running personal trainer extraordinaire friend told me that. And my mom told me that my green juice "looks like snot." Come on, lots of people drink beet juice! Or maybe I just have an inordinant number of friends and acquaintances who are elite cyclists.
Anyway, after thinking I was so healthy on Monday, I woke up on Tuesday with what I can only assume was a sinus infection. Another day Off The Bike. WTF? I followed my mother's advice and used my neti pot and breathed lots of hot steam and applied hot compresses. This morning all that pressure is off my sinues, but all that stuff drained into my throat. I am so over this sick crap. And I'm especially pissed off that I've been taking such ridiculously good care of myself and yet not getting healthy.
Fine, Immune System, we'll play it your way. I'll do hard training rides with no leg warmers and no hat, and then when I get home I'll eat white flour and sugar, and follow it up with a drink of bourbon and then smoke a cigarette. Fruits and vegetables? Never heard of 'em. Maybe after this you'll learn to appreciate how good you have it and start doing your f'in job.
In an unrelated note, I love this post from one of my favorite bloggers. The focus in the fitness industry on body image and not health is something I'm actually sort of happy to get away from. I find it really frustrating to have clients who are totally healthy, have low body fat, and aren't happy because they don't look like someone in a fitness magazine. Dude, stop. When I tell them what they'd have to do to look like that they think I'm joking, then they notice I'm not laughing. Right.
Okay, I guess I should go do some work or something. I've got wicked short-timers'. 1 more week!
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